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Geoff Burch

The funniest business speaker in the world

Geoff Burch is one of the most exciting business motivational speakers in the UK.
On almost any business subject, Geoff can thrill, challenge and amuse.
Some call him a motivator, others an alternative business guru, but when he is firing on all cylinders in front of a business audience, he is hard to beat. He is very funny, but beneath his acerbic humour
and his wonderful lampooning of a variety of… 

Geoff Burch is one of the most exciting business motivational speakers in the UK.
On almost any business subject, Geoff can thrill, challenge and amuse.
Some call him a motivator, others an alternative business guru, but when he is firing on all cylinders in front of a business audience, he is hard to beat. He is very funny, but beneath his acerbic humour
and his wonderful lampooning of a variety of absurd characterisations, lies a strong and unforgettable business message.

Geoff Burch's other activities include writing, broadcasting, consultancy and occasional training to very select groups. He has written two books, Resistance is Useless and Go It Alone. Resistance is Useless will show you how to: Change anyone's opinion on any subject. Transform a lynch mob into your most devout supporters. Avoid wasting thousands of pounds on customer care while your accounts department is threatening to pulp your customer's fingers with a hammer. Understand how a perfect product demonstration can get you hurled into the street by security.

Sell tanks to Genghis Khan. Go It Alone is an indispensable guide for the downsized and the downshifted, budding entrepreneurs, and anyone who wants to get out of the rat race, whether they want to generate a modest freelance income or launch a global corporation.

Geoff Burch's background is almost as wild as his appearance, and with a Viennese psychiatrist as a father, and an education which included a happy hippie art college in the sixties, that is very wild indeed!

Travelling both internationally and throughout the UK, Geoff Burch is in great demand, and is loved by major blue chip companies for his outrageous, hilarious, thought provoking and most certainly unforgettable presentations.

Whether it is sales, customer awareness, communication or change management, Geoff will fire any team from senior directors, a gathering of international business people, to mass gatherings of ground floor and front line staff with his enthusiasm for the subject.

He works equally well as a keynote speaker to kick the day off, or after dinner as a finale to a conference.

"Thank you for the excellent presentation you made...Your sense of humour in line with various messages, is a winning combination"
Schwarzkopf Ltd

"Tremendous performance! Well done! Our most successful conference to date and you made the key contribution"
Barclays Bank plc.

".... Absolutely wonderful job you did at our corporate conference with your entertaining and inspiring talk. I have never heard such good feedback about a guest speaker in my entire life. You managed to combine sound business sense with humour in order to make the point about effective sales and quality service"
Adia Alfred Marks

".... Following your fabulous presentation on Tuesday evening, I would like to thank you for closing the 'Logistics '96 Conference' in such an inspired way"
Richmond Events

".... How motivational and informative my colleagues and I found your presentation. Your delivery was excellent and well researched"
Canon UK Ltd.

".... Thank you for the excellent presentation/motivational session. Your stories/humour put the word across beautifully and accurately"
BMC Software

".... Superb presentation. Your anecdotes, humour and skill with which you wove the key selling principles into your presentation were brilliant"
Logica UK Ltd.

"Excellent - the audience loved him".
Do It All Ltd

Visit the Geoff Burch website at: www.geoff-burch.co.uk

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